Witness 007
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Swine Flu world epedemic Lies! Remember Sars and Birdflu nothing happened!
by Witness 007 inwhat's with the damn media panic?
swine flu is gonna wipe out the world!.....like the witnesses i'm tired of these lies, sars and bird flu were not that huge....a year ago a scientist said birdflu would be the next "spanish influenza" killing millions......hello, i'm still here wearing a gas mask!.
lets all panic the friggin world so they forget the economy!!!!!!
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God helps those who help themselves so....he's a useless imaginary friend?
by Witness 007 init's like me saying my imaginary friend will get me some money....but i just have to make some calls, get some interviews in, get a job, start working...pay tax, get a wage....wallah!
my imaginary friend comes thru again!...thank you imaginary friend!
!...i will leave $50 dollars contirbution in you box!.
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Sick Highlights 2009 Yearbook =Bosnian Witnesses claim divine protection from Jehovah??
by Witness 007 indont you hate this!
witnesses claiming jehovah saved them while thousands around them, including brothers die!!
{p.169} during the war a brother after seeing his fellow witnesses executed for their nuetrality, he being the last one alive, compromised and joined the army {as you would} the yearsbook states "three months later he returned home due to illness...the life he tried to save by compromising he lost prematurely due to sickness..." lesson = jehovah kills compromisers in the end!.
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Our two top Pioneers were disfellowshiped for immorality this week!
by Witness 007 insitting at the meeting this week the brother on stage said elder a_____ has an anouncement....we all know what that means disfellowshiping!
{this elder i spoke with before the meeting and he did look stressed} "brother b______ is no longer a jehovahs witness" sister c____ is no longer a pioneer and has been reproved..." wtf!
brother a ____ spends every waking moment witnessing, he's alittle irratating with every sentence containing the term "jehovah.
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Bluray DVD take over! Have you seen one? It killed VHS and HD movies! Is DVD next?
by Witness 007 inhere in australia vhs tapes are dead!
my blockbuster video threw out all there tapes and started promoting bluray movies...in feb 2008 hd players and movies ceased production making bluray the new standard for the future!
i just got one and its awesome in picture and sound.
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Furniture/carpet/colors - What is wrong with people who lived in the 1970's?
by Witness 007 injust finished watching "the shinning" 1970's horror movie set in an expensive resort....the carpet!....the curtains, the furniture yuck!
orange and lime green carpets and bathrooms were never attractive!!!
i was born in 1972 so anyone alive at the time please explain your bad taste!
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Shock! Vampire Governing Body members drink blood of Bethelites to stay young!
by Witness 007 inat least three governing body members {john barr ted jaracz and anonomus} drink the blood of new bethel volunteer virgins to steal their "life force" {blood is life} or "mojo"......this would explain why these members don't die and live to be over 100 years old.....the witness ban on blood transfusions is a greedy ploy to save more blood for themselves to bathe in...they never leave bethel during daylight hours...they ban crosses and holy water, hello people vampires!
garlic is not allowed to be served at bethel meals so brothers don't have bad breath....yeah right, vampires!
vampires, vampires!!!!.
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Dumb Cult comment -"We are Brainwashed, are brains are washed from filth!"
by Witness 007 inhave you heard witnesses say this?
i was watching a doco.
on a cult in america who's "christian" leader slept with everyones wife...even his sons!
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Predator movie Trivia - Van Damme played the Predator alien opposite Arnie!
by Witness 007 injust watched the special addition and found out the jaun cluade van damme was the original predator alien????
his character was supposed to be a "kung-fu alien" but his costume was so hot to work in he complained constantly of passing out in it!
also his costume was clumsy...looks like a duck with weird feet.
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Wife returning to meetings =tells me to get rid of our Porn collection!! Awww!
by Witness 007 inyes i did enjoy what i call "the age of freedom" where i did not have to hide my "movie" collection.
now my wife wants to have a clear conscience and be a good witness so the collection has to go underground again.
i feel like the berlin wall was torn down.....and then rebuilt a couple years later!.